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Old 11-20-2015, 03:26 PM  
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Here's an idea:

How about we finally wake the fuck up as a SPECIES and realize that deforestation is a major global crisis yet a LOT of asses need wiping. We can convert ALL Bibles, Quarans, whatever books Jews get their nut bag ideas out of - ALL religious text can be recycled into TOILET PAPER.

That's the true test for all you reformed Christians who have "lost your faith" (found sanity) IF you want to know with all certainty that you have fully recovered from the hoax-programming you were brainwashed with then next time you take a big steaming dump, like after you ate way too much pizza...rip out a page and WIPE YOUR ASS WITH THE BIBLE. (or whatever scam book you were inflicted with growing up).

You'll feel much better. Thank me later.
I prefer baby wipes. Sorry.
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