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Russian mentality:
Normal person "i bought a new car"
Russian (who drives a honda): "i have the best car. Great fuel milage. Best mechanics in the world!"
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Normal person "i ate to much mexican had to take a shit"
Russian "we have the best mecican food in russia. Better than mexico. When we shit it is like flowers. Our shit smells great!"
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Normal tourist "this hotel is pretty nice"
Russian tourist "this hotel sucks. I normally stay in 8 stars. Ill stay anyway. BUT i could afford to move to the best... just so u know"
We laugh at you idiots traveling. Russian wife barely left the village with big lips and fake LV bag.
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