Watching movies you know you are going to be predisposed to hate just so you can complain about them truly makes you superior.
The world is a better place for your tireless effort.
We are not sure how to reward your selfless sacrifice on our behalf because a genius of your stature is hard to demonstrate our heartfelt appreciation and utter gratitude toward.
So, we have created a special trophy to acknowledge your great cultural contribution because we do not have the power to grant you Knighthood, but we would if we could.
Allow us to present you with a Fuzzy Pink Attaboy.
