I remember doing it in the tub with a washcloth, because my mom told me it was dirty to actually touch my own penis. Then I started using my left hand a lot, because I didn't want to get my peanut butter and jelly sandwich holding hand dirty.
Using my right hand feels weird, almost like I'm cheating on my left hand. And the right hand is like a virgin that doesn't know what to do, while my left hand is a slut that's been around the block a few times.
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