Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I'm 44 years old - I think I know how to piss...

I open the window, stick my ass out, tuck my cock between my legs and go - Just like everyone else.....

It's funny you should mention it though - The guy in the apartment under me keeps telling me I am doing it wrong as well - He's an idiot though, if he sits on the balcony at toilet time what does he expect?..