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Old 11-26-2015, 06:06 PM  
Horatio Caine
full-time aspiring rapper
 
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Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Compton, CA
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Originally Posted by Sarn View Post
you have a big fist ?
Ofcorse do. Try shoveling snow of your Lada 5 times a day. I clean off my 1996 Lada at 4 am, 6 am, 1 pm and sometime 6 pm and if not drunk 11 pm. My fist so big I can make moon disappear.
Comrade SEO and I serve together same tank regiment. He is gunner. Great commander. He scream sometime pass the biggest bullet I have and I no look shove it up his anus. he like and scream - more, more. So i put rubber glove and shove my fist up the anal direction of commander SEO. He like so much I make corporal in 4 month. I retire full benefit but promise to help him out every weekend. I run across to america afraid of retribute from him. But my fist still big. I clean my rugs on snow every weekend in memory of my comrade. Fuck america.

My Lada car. You see the black color with custom spoiler and nice "Powered by Lada" stickers.

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