View Single Post
Old 11-27-2015, 12:39 PM  
baddog
So Fucking Banned
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the beach, SoCal
Posts: 107,089
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan View Post
"Bandannas keep the wind from knotting up your hair."

Tell me that doesn't sound gay. If you wear leather and drive a bike you like cocks in your mouth. No ifs about it.
Then you are dumber than I thought.

Quote:
Originally Posted by crockett View Post
My question would be.. why do they always have to dress up like clowns just because they get a bike.

They buy a bike then they have to also buy the silly leather shit that is just for fashion and isn't gonna protect their ass.
Leave it to a fucking crockett scientist to suggest that leather doesn't help. I have PROOF they will protect you.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob View Post

I don't ride on a regular basis. I don't own a bike, and never see myself purchasing one. If some friends want me to come hang out and cruise a little, I won't turn them down. But to say I'm an enthusiast, it completely off base. I know why chaps are important for riding horses, but never really considered the functionality of them for bike riders.
I have only ridden a horse once and it became readily clear why cowboys wore chaps ... those animals are filthy and sweat all over you if you don't have protection.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob View Post
I think we've strayed off topic. I don't care about people riding motorcycles after they turn 40. What I was asking is why they immerse themselves in the culture? You can get a Harley, take it out for the weekend, ride it all over God's green, but where does the desire to start hanging out at seedy bars, wearing all black, wearing a bandanna over your eyes (or better yet, a skull face one), donning enough leather to make a cowboy puke, and growing out your beard come into play?
You may not be trying to be argumentative, but you sure are not stopping to think.

Wear black - hides the dirt
Covering face with bandanna - Have you ever hit a bee at 60 MPH? Every little bit helps
Seedy bars - Fuck, they are a lot more fun than some club
Beards - Help as a cushion/buffer against rocks, hail, bugs a lot more than a bandanna
baddog is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote