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Old 12-01-2015, 05:09 PM  
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This is quite entertaining; I just got a $202 check from Hegre dated November 10, 2015.

As far as I know I haven't promoted them in years due to unpaid money and lack of response. But apparently I did not pull ancient blog links, either. Just out of curiosity I went to log in to my NewNudeCash account and see exactly what this payment was for. Of course I got redirected to the "new" affiliate area at hegre-art and had to sign the paranoid new terms and upload an identity document. I LOLed at the "mandatory arbitration in Portugal" clause and LOLed again at the "we will immediately terminate your account if you don't send traffic for thirty days" provision. Way to build trust, guys! (I do not think the Hegre people understand about the need for affiliate trust.)

Anyway, I LOLed for a third time when I finally got into my stats. 13k hits in 2015, no sales. Let's find a payment report, oh, look! This 2015 check is for revenue earned in 2011, and the check has been past due since April of that year...

I believe this check (I wonder if it will deposit OK?) holds the record for the latest affiliate payment I ever received.
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