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MetaMan · 12-04-2015, 05:59 PM

I had sex with 8 women in the passed 24 hours. My buddy told me to dip my cock in lemon juice to stop any STDs from going up my waawee.

Now my cock is burning and i have massive hives that resemble burns on my sack from spilling the lemon juice.

i applied sour cream to the lemon juice to ease the pain but it seems to have made it worst.

i proceeded to drown my cock in tomato juice to re-ease the burn and treat it like a skunk spray.

if this persists i will go to emergency.

if i don't post in the next 24 hours please call the police because i may not be alive.

Meta out.

12-04-2015, 05:59 PM
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	I had sex with 8 women in the last 24 hours: I had sex with 8 women in the passed 24 hours. My buddy told me to dip my cock in lemon juice to stop any STDs from going up my waawee. Now my cock is burning and i have massive hives that resemble burns on my sack from spilling the lemon juice. i applied sour cream to the lemon juice to ease the pain but it seems to have made it worst. i proceeded to drown my cock in tomato juice to re-ease the burn and treat it like a skunk spray. if this persists i will go to emergency. if i don't post in the next 24 hours please call the police because i may not be alive. Meta out.