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Old 12-05-2015, 01:12 PM  
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CyberSEO represents the true Russian spirit, the real Russian character found in so many from the former Soviet Union. Russians are:

1. Over Compensaters: They feel inferior because of the West and the Cold War. This is obvious.
2. Highly educated emotional children: They cram their brains with science and mathmatics while cocooning themselves in vodka, cold winters and dysfunctional families.
3. They have a different moral landscape: Christianity (and all religion) was outlawed in the old Soviet Union so it's no wonder Russians have no moral compass.
4. They are Uber-Capitalists and therefore soulless: Because of greed, corruption and hypocrisy (read Animal Farm) most Russians grew up poor as dirt. Now they're all ravenous pigs craving money beyond all else.
5. Stubborn vs. reasonable: Russians would rather win an argument than be right. It's a contest of wills so Russians will never, ever SHUT THE FUCK UP (even when they clearly lost).

So: CyberSEO is the perfect example of a Russian twit. Throw in the Internet and copious amounts of alcohol and here's what you get - the annoying cunt that is CyberSEO.

Hope this Tutorial helped.
But why does he keep coming back here, knowing that every single board member hates his guts?
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