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#TedCruzTrueFacts
A collection of true facts about Senator Ted Cruz, hand-sourced from the internet, also available at TedCruzTrueFacts.com
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1 Dec
Our Hashbrown Lord @Hashbrown_Lord
Ted Cruz doesn't believe in hashbrowns. #TedCruzTrueFacts
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1 Dec
chernobyl baby @JustinDBerg
Ted Cruz doesn't believe in roller coasters. #TedCruzTrueFacts @tedcruz
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1 Dec
Simon @wingedbullsimon
#TedCruzTrueFacts Ted Cruz was un-phased by the episode of Fresh Prince where Will's dad visits then abandons him again.
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1 Dec
Brian Stern @IHateCelery
#TedCruzTrueFacts if you hold Ted Cruz up to your ear, you can hear the ocean
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1 Dec
Colin Black @subtlerbutler
On Taco Tuesday at the Senate Ted Cruz unwraps every taco with his fingers until he finds "the best one" #TedCruzTrueFacts
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1 Dec
Rachael @LewisClarkBar
Ted Cruz's greatest fear is giraffes, but just the animal cracker kind. #TedCruzTrueFacts
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1 Dec
East Bay Rylo @EastBayRy
Ted Cruz writes Paul Blart fan-fic. #TedCruz #TedCruzTrueFacts
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30 Nov
Magnum S.A.N.T.A. @GemCityGent
Ted Cruz calls gloves "hand-shoes" and gets visibly agitated when people call them by their proper name. #TedCruzTrueFacts
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30 Nov
BOX Sports 1 @Rea1BagelSports
Ted Cruz still uses AOL #TedCruzTrueFacts
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30 Nov
ChiChi @AnDyligent
Ted Cruz sits backwards on the toilet and places his bowl of cereal on the tank #TedCruzTrueFacts
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30 Nov
Pasi Salminen @EaglesFinn80
@TheDailyShow Ted Cruz means Donald Trump in spanish. #TedCruzTrueFacts
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30 Nov
Donnie Rodgers, Jr. @ddrjr
@TheDailyShow Ted Cruz has not yet lied about trying to murder a someone. #TedCruzTrueFacts
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30 Nov
Man of Aluminum @tylerbox12
He was an extra on True Blood. #TedCruzTrueFacts
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30 Nov
hunter @hahahuntr
@TheDailyShow Ted Cruz sexually identifies as the remote control from Click #TedCruzTrueFacts
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30 Nov
East Bay Rylo @EastBayRy
Ted Cruz farts in the bathtub and tries to eat the bubbles. #TedCruz #TedCruzTrueFacts
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