Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

OMG how rude! See? You simply cannot trust farmers or people who live on farms to be nice and understanding at Christmastime. They simply don't want to hear it, having to deal with all the animals in their lives. Well, I am not an animal! I deserve a 'Merry Christmas' from you!*



I've been sitting up all night waiting for that damned Ghost From Christmas Past to get his lazy translucent ass over here so we can get this changing me into a nice guy party started already. I've got my six pence ready for the turkey and everything.



BAH HUMBUG!!

*OK you got me. I AM an animal. Now come over here and milk me.