Only the real FM would say something like that.

. I know guys making three times that and they never yell so not sure it is really the pressure of making millions or just the fact that you were were the kind that liked screaming at people to try and get your way.
We may have taxed your patience but let's face it you made way more with us than we ever cost you. Feel free to explain. You know I can't. Aren't arbitration settlements cool.
Glad you have retired and became a gentlemen farmer or rapper or whatever; I see the difference between "cost of goods" and "share of profits" is obviously still lost on you. Maybe some of your other ex partners can help explain it to you.
The only thing we ever learned from you is how not to get ______ . But, there is no bigger lesson to learn if you want to stay in business. Ironic considering we are in the adult biz, right?
Oh yeah, I remember that charming little story about the beer of the month club and how you learned about burying cancel links so people wouldn't know how to stop paying for something they didn't want. Not sure the takeaway from that was ever very useful.
Spring is not far off, almost time to plow the fields with more manure. Good luck with the crop this year Farmer R_n. The world needs more horseradish. When is your collaboration with Snoop hitting?