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Originally Posted by dyna mo
don't forget the part about how a diesel ad campaign at pornhub spells the ultimate demise of pornography.
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Right. Forgot about that. Someone is going to buy up all the ad spots at unreal rates and all the adult sites to put irrelevant, untargeted ads in front of users to grow their business. Makes perfect sense. I'm going to "brand" some of my grandma's homemade jelly on pornhub tomorrow... sure its going to cost 10,000.00 USD a day in traffic which i have to pay for even though no one sees the ads, clicks on them or visits my site because its a CPM buy and i'm only paying for ad displays, not clicks, but according to Paul, its just good business sense. Once i've done that enough, i'll just start buying sites to advertise on at an immense loss and then buy pornhub. Because Paul said thats how it works.
He would quite literally be the worst cult leader ever.
There would be the worst story, using the worst imaginable logic.
Even insane people would be like "Paul, i'm sorry to say this but i'm gonna have to head over to the Heavens Gate cult where they believe an alien ship is hiding in the tail of the Hale Bop Comet... and kill myself so they will take me off this planet... because quite frankly, they are making much more sense then you are"