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Old 01-19-2016, 01:41 PM  
CurrentlySober
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I knew a girl who had that once, but it was entirly her own fault.

She had gone along to a drug deal to act as a mule and was supposed to collect the drugs in a crisp packet from a guy in the pub, go to the toilet, stuff it up her cunt and leave straight away in a waiting car...

She did this and all went smoothly and she took it out of herself 20 min later - all good... Then a few days later she fell really ill and was taken to hospital.

It turned out that unknown to anyone but herself she was wearing a tampon on the day, and due to the 'excitement' of the drug deal, she forgot about it and when she concealed the drugs, she pushed the tampon deeper inside her. After removing the drugs she completely forgot about the tampon and it caused the toxic shock...

Silly girl. She should have 'Just said No'...


To Tampons....
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