Hotel Las Caletas Lodge,enjoy the paradise,reserve today! the website is lame but this is a great place to stay with your wife (if you are in love). You can make sweet love to your wife to the sound of crashing waves then walk 20 yards to the beach and pick a coconut and drink it. Then you can kayak by gators as gorgeous macaws fly over your heads. If you are not in love then stay at one of the shithole touristy places so you have lots of distraction's