Originally Posted by Rochard

When I was in college I worked at a hotel. One afternoon a couple came in and told me they needed a room. His ID was local and I asked him about it, and he told me their house was being fumigated and that they needed to be out of the house for the night.

The next morning one of the maids comes down and tells me they left their checkbook behind. So I call the number on the check and speak to his wife, and I explained to her that her and her husband left their checkbook behind. She quickly came in to get the check book, and it wasn't the women the man had checked in with.

Opps.

Originally Posted by Rochard

When I was going through college I worked at a hotel, running the front desk. One morning one of the maids came down saying the customer left behind their checkbook. I remember them - cute couple, the man had local ID, told me their house was being fumigated. The wife was hot.

So I called the number on the check book. "Hello Miss Smith, you and your husband left your checkbook behind when you stayed here at the hotel last night". Her reply was "What hotel?".

Twenty minutes later his wife came storming in to get the checkbook. It wasn't the woman he checked in with, and she was fucking pissed off.