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Originally Posted by Brian837
He is a professional when it comes to poo. You show him a pile of shit and he can tell you male/female, what they had to eat, even what hand they wipe with.
The guy is hands down so full of shit he can tell you how much a pile of poo weighs just by looking at it.
Animal poo you say? No problem. He will tell you what animal it is from and come within ten minutes of when they took that shit.
You want to know when the shit is about to hit the fan? Ask him and he will know the exact time the shit hits the fan.
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i heard he was a forensic poo-taster for decades. helped capturing saddam, etc.