You Know You're a Teen of the Early 90s If...
1.) You know who Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael and Donatello are. (( Michelangelo was my favorite.))
2.) You remember the Milli Vanilli scandal. ((Didn't one of them commit suicide over it?))
3.) You religiously watched 90210, MelrosePlace, Party of Five, and My So-Called Life. ((Nope, doesn't apply to me))
4.) You tight-rolled your jeans. ((Ugh, I'm glad that's over))
5.) You wore big hoop earrings. ((Some folks still do.))
6.) You thought bellbottoms were horrible and couldn't understand why anyone would've ever worn them. ((Still think that, thanks.))
7.) You knew how to do the dances called the MC Hammer, the Roger Rabbit, and the running man. ((Still can do the Roger Rabbit.))
8.) You owned a pair of K-Swiss, Keds, or Air Jordans. ((They're in the closet.))
9.) You thought "Ice Ice Baby" was the coolest song ever, and when your parents told you Vanilla Ice would be a shot in the pan, you refused to believe them. ((Noooo...never did like it. I was too much of a classic rock fan even then, and it sounded too much like "Under Pressure" until the faggy white boy opened his mouth...umm...yeah.))
10.) Your bangs were at least 4 inches high, and you thought it looked good. ((What?? What's wrong with that?))
11.) You tryed to sing along to "Informer", no matter how hard it was. ((Nope))
12.) You or your sister owned a banana barette and a T-clip. ((Still have some banana clips, though not in the awful colors and styles that were prevalent in the 90s))
13.) A hairdryer was required to set your hair. (Nope, dried my hair out too much.))
14.) You rolled up the sleeves of your t-shirts, and tucked in the front, letting the back hang out. ((STFU))
15.) You had any "No Fear" or "B.U.M." clothing. ((Still do.))
16.) You wore 2 pairs of neon colored socks. ((Nope.))
17.) You wore overalls with only one side connected. ((Nope))
18.) You had Exclamation perfume. ((STFU. I still have some.))
19.) You remember when cartoons were actually GOOD, and not scary like the Teletubbies. ((ThunderCats kicked ass! Not to mention the aforementioned Turtles...wait, that sounded bad...))
20.) You loved to slow dance to Power Ballads. ((Still do.))
21.) You had a "slap bracelet". ((Ahem.))
22.) You >wore your sweatpants pulled up to your knees. ((Yeah, now the thing is only one side up to the knee, the other can be at the ankle. WTF is THAT?!))
23.) You had a black Debbie Gibson hat. ((Too cliche.))
24.) You wanted to be just like Paula Abdul. ((Ugh, that ugly thing? So what if she could dance.))
25.) You know the words to "The Humpty Dance". (All right, stop what you're doin, 'cause I'm about to ruin....wait...))
26.) You owned the Spin Doctors tape. ((LOL!))
27.) You said, "PSYCH" or "WAY!" ((Word.))
28.) You saw "Wayne's World" at least 2 times at the theater. ((Just the first one?))
29.) You loved the New Kids on the Block (and Joey was probably your favorite.) ((EWWWWWWW))
30.) You wore jeans pulled up to your navel. ((Still do. I got too much hip to hug.))
31.) All of your clothes were "baggy". ((Still are. That was the decade for fat folks,a nd I'm not leaving it!))
32.) You owned a pair of biker shorts, and possibly ones with a neon strip down the side. ((Spandex: It's a privelege, not a right.))
33.) You wore "water shoes" into the pool. ((WTF are water shoes?))
34.) You had a boom box, or your stereo was a weird color like pink. ((Green, goddammit.))
35.) You bought tapes instead of CDs. ((Now the cats play with the tape inside the cassettes.))
36.) You never missed "Fresh Prince" and you know all the words to the theme song. ((Hey, Will Smith was a cute lil sumbitch.))
37.) You or someone you knew wore "Cross-Colors" clothing. ((??))
38.) You remember when TLC weren't divas, and they dressed like they were in the circus. ((Too bad that Lisa is gone now, though.
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39.) You thought "I'm Too Sexy" was such a cool song. ((The guy singing it was ugly as fuck, which is what relaly made the song funny.))
40.) You "busted a move" while C&C Music Factory was playing. ((Ummm...yeah!))
41.) You remember when Mark Wahlberg was part of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch ((LMFAO))
42.) You owned a silk shirt, which you tucked into your jeans. ((Silk, it does a body good))
43.) You had jeans in various colors, like green, brown, burgundy, black... ((I have some bright fuckin red ones,but most of mine were black.))
44.) You had a "Button Your Fly" t-shirt. ((Actually it said "Unbutton My Fly"))
45.) You had a Ren and Stimpy t-shirt. ((nope))
46.) You thought long-haired heavy metal bands would never go out of style. ((You mean hair bands are OUT?!))
47.) You were addicted to Nintendo. ((I still have my Atari, thanks.))
48.) There was always a "scrunchy" in your pony tail. ((Waitaminute...I still do.))
49.) You gave the "peace" sign all the time. ((Nah. One-finger salute was my trademark.))
50.) You loved Beavis and Butthead. ((Don't make me kick your ass!))
51.) If you were a guy, you had an "undercut" and you parted it down the middle. ((Bwahahahaha!))
52.)You owned at least one Hypercolor shirt. ((Yeah, but if you wash 'em too many times, it doesn't work anymore.))