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Originally Posted by bronco67
Go away little man.
That statement is as wrong about me as you could get. I don't like muscle cars and I'm not on Facebook.
But I know that you're a dork of small physical stature who tries to act like a big man on the internet, because no one respects you in real life. This isn't an insult. It's just the obvious truth.
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O man the best part is your "like Superman!". Where do I buy your novel!? Are you in the Amazon section for stay-at-home dads?
Someone asks you what to do in a major city and you come up with zip lining!? Sounds like a bad family vacation.
You called zip lining a "once in a lifetime chance" like it was watching a volcano explode in person after being dormant for 3000 years. At least your wife gave you permission to zip line though.
