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Old 02-17-2016, 10:01 AM  
beerptrol
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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango View Post
Anyone done this before? I have to give a jizz sample in a couple weeks, which they apparently analyze and determine if my sperm is desirable or not - what should I do to prepare and make my little guys most desirable? Don't drink booze or smoke weed, I assume. Eat lots of protein? Lift and stuff - what else?
So when did Walmart open up a sperm bank?
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