Originally Posted by Rochard

I did once.

When graduated boot camp I was stationed at Camp Lejeune near Jacksonville, NC. This town has one of the worst male / female population ratios in the country - mostly because there are tens of thousands of young horny Marines stationed there. It was hard to find a piece of ass no less a steady girlfriend. So for a while I was dating this fat waitress. She wanted to drive home to Connecticut for Christmas, and NJ was on the way so.... We took a vacation together.

Not my proudest moment.

A short time later I started dating a stripper, and eventually married her.