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You are a republican if you think arsenic is a vitamin.
You are a republican if you're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
You are a republican if you think you might remember laughing once as a kid.
You are a republican if you fax the FBI a list of "Commies in my Neighborhood."
You are a republican if you don't let your kids watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert and Ernie of "sexual deviance."
You are a republican if you've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.
You are a republican if you believe the "greenhouse effect" means better gardens.
You are a republican if you believe God is everywhere - except your motel room.
You are a republican if you think of reality TV as Fox News.
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