07-23-2003, 01:13 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 9,820
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Quote:
Originally posted by 12clicks
If you're a democrat
1) You have to believe that the nation's 8-year prosperity prior to W's
administration just magically happened the day a rube from arkansas stepped foot into the whitehouse but that today's growing deficit and rising gas prices magically started whe W stepped into office.
2) You have to believe that those privileged from birth should be stripped of everything their parents worked to give them just because your parents chose to live hand to mouth off the public dole.
3) You have to be for government programs, since the rich pay and you recieve the benefit
4) You have to believe that government should be involved in every part of your lives except personal sexual and reproductive decisions.
5) You have to believe that profit is evil and that we could all lear to just eat grass and live in harmony with mother nature.
6) You have to believe in free speech as long as its not so free as to include religion
7) You have to believe that a once the Federal government decides their is no federal right to abortion, all 50 states will quickly outlaw it , and that large multi- national corporations really aren't the people giving you a job and if we'd just regulate them out of existance, money would start growing on trees, just like mommy said.
8) You hate religion and all it stands for but then sneak off to church every sunday.You also think that 20 years into the aids epidemic, AIDS victims are STILL not responsible for their actions.
9) You have to believe that society is colorblind unless your black
in which case you should be handed everything because after all, none of your ancestors every had any hardships. but you still won't vote
for Alan Keyes because he's an uncle tom.
10) You have to believe that it was stupid to investigate Clinton because every other U.S. president accepted bribes from china or had trouble with the definition of *is* too.
11) You have to believe that the first amendment not only covers speach but every other form of expression but the second amendment only covers the national guard even thought there was no national guard when the amendment was written.
12) You have to believe it is wise to give condoms out in schools because we want our kids to have sex before they understand it's consequences.
13) You have to believe that the ACLU is good because they defend the
Constitution, while the NRA isbad because they defend the Constitution.
14) You have to believe the AIDS virus can't be stopped by having self control but only by spending billions on programs that don't work..
15) You have to believe that biology teachers are educating 3rd graders if they teach them the basics of human sexuality, even if its not age appropriate.
16) You have to believe that handguns, alcohol, and tobacco walk out onto the streets and kill people every day and no one is responsible for pulling the trigger, drinking too much or making the poor choice of smoking
17) You have to believe that governments have supported the arts
for 5000 years and that most of the great works of Renaissance art were paid
for by governments, even though the opposite is true
After all, it wasn't the rich can kings and queens who were patrons to the great artists, it was the democracies of that era. which democracies you ask? good question.
18) You have to believe that the lumber from the last one percent of old growth U.S.
forests is better off dying an rotting in the woods than being harvested.
19) You have to believe that we somehow don't hold Newt Gingrich,
Henry Hyde, and Bob Livingston to the same high standards as that bastard
Clinton even though clinton spent his entire career lying.
20) you have to believe that just because we caught clinton lying a couple times doesn't mean he told other lies.
21) You have to believe that we'd all be better off with Al Gore in the white house..
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