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Marla Maples
Ivana Trump
Ivanka Trump
The Apprentice
His fights with Rosie O'Donnell
His fights with Barbera Walters
Putting his name on everything he builds
He builds giant steel and glass penises
He got rich using daddy's money
He went bankrupt how many times?
Been married to eastern European whores how many times?
His hair (?)
Casino owner
Spent years fostering his own buffoon image
and 20 other things I can't remember right now.
DONALD TRUMP IS A FUCKING JOKE. Every New Yorker knows it.
He should've stopped at The Art of the Deal.
"You're fired!"
(But I'd still bang any of his wives.)
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