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Xanax
You're taking them wrong.
Take 2 full bars
Wash down with 2 liters of cheap vodka
Wait one hour, go out in public, such a a bar or restaurant
When the staff approaches, use the same line my girlfriend's sister uses, doing the same treatment.
"I've been thrown out of better places than this." While throwing food and taking off her clothes.
Best was smearing a burrito down the front window.
I have to calculate if her "performance" will hold everyone's attention while I crawl to the front door.
Remember keep plenty of bail money on you
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