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In a plastic grocery bag in the back seat of a friend's car while stuck in traffic on the freeway.
We were in gridlock and I had to go. There were no great options and I was about to shit myself. My buddy had a few empty plastic grocery bags in the glove box that he kept to use as trash bags. He didn't want to watch so he made me get in back. I crawled in the back seat, held a bag to my ass and let fly. When I was done I used some napkins to wipe. I tied the bag shut and luckily traffic started slowly moving shortly after so we got some air in the car and helped get rid of the smell.
Looking back on it, I have a strong feeling the people behind us in traffic knew what I was doing.
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