Originally Posted by Robbie

Is that why everyone in line gets angry at me at the grocery store? I have to put on my spectacles, lick my finger, find a pen, pull out the check book, lick my finger again, thumb through to the first available blank check, lick my finger again, write the check, fill in the info on the check I just wrote on the side so that I can later sit down with a calculator to balance my checkbook, then lick my finger again and tear off the check to give to the cashier.

What's wrong with that???