MaDalton once gave me an Atomic Wedgie in the YNOT men's room.
Surprised me at the urinal before I had a chance to zip my fly up.
Dude cost me one testicle.
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Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....."
and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder
While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood
with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back
you stood for
ever before the window saying
nothing