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Old 03-15-2016, 04:14 PM  
TheSquealer
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All of these words:

Problem solver. Expert at managing teams who leverage test-driven MVC methodologies in agile environments to create maintainable and extensible solutions.

Able to bridge the gap between engineering best practices and the real world limitations imposed by budget and schedule. Passionate about delivering sponsored project components on business-available deadlines, while managing elastic local and remote resources and teams. "Get it done" mentality brings senior-level experience (and mentoring) across teams. Actively seeks to make every touchpoint more impactful.
my god that guy is a fucking moron. i don't think i've ever seen anyone inject more retarded buzzwords into a sentence. Imagine the hours he spent agonizing with his thesaurus. It's not even readable.
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