Originally Posted by clickity click

When was the last time you had sex (with an alive person - Male, female or Transgender)?

A. Today
B. Yesterday
C. Earlier This Week
D. At some point last week
E. Within the last few weeks
G. Several months ago
H. Over a year ago
F. About a month or more ago
I. More than a year ago
J. I am still a virgin (no worries, no-one is judging).

I forgot to say you can't use your own hand as the alive person...