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Old 03-30-2016, 02:14 PM  
Magnetron
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I'm going to rap up JohnnyClips, Ribbet Hog and Paul Markham into submission.


Release The Kraken

Yo - yo - yo
I enters the arena
Throw you overboard
Like offloadin fish in the marina
Midget tossed
You lost
Nothin but a dwarf in the wharf to me
As I bring the cod like Neptune
God of the Seventh Sea

And I release the Kraken
Thoroughly abused
Your face I be smackin about
Looking confused
Wonderin what is happenin
You losed
The ref was just tappin you out

1 - 2 - 3
Another victory at sea for me
Shiny belt held up high
My interview said it would be
Put a fork in your pork
It's done for
Trident pulled out from the rear of your career
I stride above the tidal wave of fans
As they shout, roar and cheer

And I release the Kraken
Thoroughly abused
Your face I be smackin about
Looking confused
Wonderin what is happenin
You losed
The ref was just tappin you out

Like Poseidon
I ride in on a seahorse
Rappin
Collidin
Bitchlsappin
Forearm smashin you down
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Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....."
and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder
While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood
with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back
you stood for
ever before the window saying
nothing
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