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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd
Fuck dude, you must really love your girlfriend.
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Couple of times her other siblings have pulled my ass out of the fire.
And I owe her for the world's greatest fucks and blow jobs. Until Ritalin destroyed her sex drive.
Really embarrassing when when we be out and an ex-lover would, in front of his pregnant wife and beg my GF for one more fuck.
But I still have the fun of watching the world's greatest liar at work. At a party, all she needs is a person's first name and she can convince them they used to have "something special."
Entertainment value alone, is worth having her brother move in.