Goat
Couple years ago on Shark Tank there was a guy with a Rent-A-Goat business franchise so the goats would replace your lawnmower.
Maybe he's still in business.
Find of mine went to a rural college. Said him and friends were drinking in a local bar and some farmer was drinking there, wearing Wellington boots. He stated he wore the boots to put the hind legs of the sheep in, to hold them steady while he fucked them. He asked the college boys if they wanted to give it a go. They told him they had to get back to study for tests.
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