if you want to move to serbia you will have to pick up stripy adidas track suits, preferably black and white or navy blue and white for official occasions and you need a golfer cap, preferably black, and black shoes...
big dick playa's roll like this:
puma will not do, this is a fake serb, the puma track suit obviously does not work
you can renounce your cuckold lifestyle in the USA, get 4$/month serbian health insurance, use money for whores, pay them to keep quiet about the little penis
practice the slavic squat...its the way people will be hanging out soon...it promotes good posture and health and general wellbeing