Originally Posted by CDSmith

Thanks for all the great replies guys. Quick update; the cardiac thing is a bit complicated, there's no way for me to answer why it happened without typing out a huge diatribe, but rest assured they have it now under control. I'm quite confident that this go-round will be a lot smoother.

Speaking of smooth, what finally cured the butt blockage was a dulcolax suppository. Every 3 days like clockwork now. :D

Thanks everyone. Seriously it means a lot.

Tuesday morning... here goes.... round 2...

Wait, did someone say I can has a gofundme link?