I will start.
I was in Africa this time and we were in a reserve and got horny so we stopped and fucked in the bush.
This was perhaps a bit dangerous because it was near a river with crocs and hippos but not as bad as what happened next.
The sun was setting so we got back in the car and drove a short way.
We then saw an elephant looking at us, it was close too. Like the T-Rex on Jurassic Park it's eye was right against the glass.
Looking out the window , by this time the sun had set I saw we were close to a herd of about 15 elephants including babies. We saw the big ones getting angry and I literally put the pedal to the metal and got out of there as fast as the fuck I could.
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