Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

A midget needs a poo and sits on the toilet and has one, but being so small he falls in and gets stuck. A female plumber is summoned to help him out, but before she can do so, she also needs a poo, and so has to sit on his lap and do it between his legs!

Of course, things don't go as planned, a mess is made and naturally, a good time is had by all

I'd pay to view that