Check this out, I ripped off and stole some song lyrics, then I messed them all up with other words, and even these mutilated lyrics still now make more sense than using Apple Products:
Motherfuck Jobs
Motherfuck Mac
Motherfuck I PHONE
Yo and here come the winDOZE
I'm the W-I-N-D-O-Z-E and this is the season
To let the Real Motherfuckin PCs run
Apple for a kid, see an edge, but can't open up the wrapper
So tell me where the fuck you find a better grapher
Talking 'bout apps you can't run is what ya do
You 60 pounds without your dock and you ugly too
Damn PC they try to fade you with mac play
But dos only meant windoze pay day
All of a sudden macintosh and jobs think they a G
But on his own platform he was a nazi
So epitaph please, epitaph please
Don't step to these motherfuckin' real PCs