It is with deepest regret that I come to inform my dear online family at GFY of my tragic loss. It occurred last night when I was awoken by the sound of loud cracks, followed by fast flowing water...
My trusty friend, my toilet, had finally passed away
The cistern at the back has irreparably cracked rendering it unusable and unfortunately it has been condemned...
Apparently it was my weight resting back against the cistern when I sat on it that is responsible... So, I am 'splashing out' and getting a brand new, reinforced, industrial strength toilet in the next few days...
I shall of course post pics when its installed and used. I'm also getting one of those 'stand up' things as well. (So I dont lean back and break this one!) They seem pretty cool and a bit like urinals but you use them to poo in. I forget the name. Again, I'll post pics when fitted.
Please take a moment to spare a thought for me during this sad time. I have come to know that old toilet so well. Its like losing an arm or somefing...
In the mean time, I'm pooing in a bucket. Its very enjoyable. Thats all for now xxx