Mickey Mouse wants to get a divorce from Minnie Mouse
He goes to his divorce lawyer to start the process. His lawyer is looking through some of Mickey's paperwork and suddenly stops and says, "It says here Mickey that you want to divorce Minnie because she's really funny. That' seems like an odd reason to file for divorce."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was really funny, I said she was fucking Goofy!".
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