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Old 06-09-2016, 03:43 PM  
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So Fecking Bummed
 
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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy View Post
While strolling around I saw a middle-aged midget carrying a of wooden box with some vegetables in it. The weird thing is, that as soon as I laid eyes on him, I felt an atavistic urge to kick him. Of course my rationale stopped me from doing so.

Is there a long standing feud with little people that I don't know of?
CH the atavistic urge you speak of is as old as the God's themselves.
Legend has it that Leynold de Cruitet was born a little person but prayed to the gods and they granted his wish for height.
Unfortunately Leynold wasn't a nice guy and although he was no longer midget he felt an irrisitible urge to kick midgets when he saw them.

Legend has it that has now passed onto all the big people.
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