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VikingMan · 06-27-2016, 10:14 PM

Blake looks sexy as a shark attack victim. The shark REALLY really really wants to eat her. The shark eats other people because he cannot eat her but can taste her blood as she takes refuge on a rock that is slowly being overtaken by the incoming tide. Blake needs to make a break for it before the tide gets too high. She fiddles around with a GoPro she finds floating in the water and records a call for help/farewell. Did I mention that the shark REALLY wants to eat her? She pisses him off and then kills him.

There, I just saved you 2 hours of your life. You are welcome.

06-27-2016, 10:14 PM
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,473	My review of the new Blake Lively shark attack movie "The Shallows" Blake looks sexy as a shark attack victim. The shark REALLY really really wants to eat her. The shark eats other people because he cannot eat her but can taste her blood as she takes refuge on a rock that is slowly being overtaken by the incoming tide. Blake needs to make a break for it before the tide gets too high. She fiddles around with a GoPro she finds floating in the water and records a call for help/farewell. Did I mention that the shark REALLY wants to eat her? She pisses him off and then kills him. There, I just saved you 2 hours of your life. You are welcome.