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Originally Posted by Kelli58
The laws are funny and when it comes to sex laws they are even funnier! These are stupid sex laws that are still on the books in the great state of Georgia.
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Texas isn't much better, actually:
16 Ridiculously Dumb Texas Laws - San Antonio Current Slideshows
A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
In Austin, it is illegal to carry wire cutters in your pocket.
In Galveston, it is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.
If you went to church in Texas years back, you’d better be recognizable. An old law made it illegal to go to church in disguise.
In Houston you cannot buy beer after midnight on Sunday, but you can buy it on Monday.
In Texas it’s legal for a chicken to have sex with you, but it’s illegal to reciprocate.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to carry a pair of wire-cutters in your back pocket.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don’t need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
It is illegal for a person to shoot a buffalo from the second story of their hotel.
It is illegal to have an open container in a car.
It is illegal to have anything protruding from your bumper unless it is attached with a chain
It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
It is illegal to spit on the sidewalk.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
It is legal for a husband to beat his wife as long as he uses something no bigger than his thumb.
It is legal for the blind to go hunting as long as they have someone with them who isn’t blind.
It is legal to commit a homicide as long as you tell the person when, and how you are going to kill them.
In Texas any artificial constructed underwater barrier reefs must come with an instruction booklet.
In Texas, sixteen-year old divorced girls are prohibited from talking about sex during high school extracurricular activities.
Temple: No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square. You can ride your horse in the saloon. Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
Texarkana: Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. Does that mean Google is banned too?
There is an old law in Texas that states you are unable to tuck your pants into one boot unless you own ten or more cattle.
You can be legally married by publicly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. Although that is in the process of being changed in favor of an anti-gay common law.