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Three friends are in a bar talking about their dicks
The first guy said, "My dick's like a lion, big and strong!"
"Yeah sure, but mine's like a giraffe, big and long," said the second guy.
The third guy came up and said, "Oh yeah? Talk about mine, it's like a mouse!"
The other guys laughed and said, "It's as small as a mouse?"
The third guy replied, "No, it's always chased by pussies."
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