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Christian guy talking to parents: "I started going to church again"
Mom and Dad: "Oh wonderful we have been praying that you would decide to come back to Christ and maybe you can find a nice woman there and give us some grandchildren".
Christian guy: "I did in fact meet a nice girl, her name is Jenna"
Mom and Dad: "Oh wonderful, what does she do?"
Christian guy: "Oh mom you are going to love her! She does the work of God by telling people how horrible the porn industry is"
Mom and Dad: "Oh ok that is interesting. Yes porn is horrible I am happy she is making sure to warn everyone. What are her credentials? Is she a a therapist or something?"
Christian guy: "Actually no but she did do 250 scenes as a porn star so she has lots of experience".
Mom and Dad: "..............Son have you ever considered becoming a Muslim?"
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