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Old 07-29-2003, 09:43 AM  
Greg B
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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
Man who beat fiancee with cat faces animal cruelty charges

A German man who whipped his fiancee with a cat faces prosecution under strict animal-rights laws.

The 43-year-old, of Ludwigslust, picked up the cat and repeatedly beat his fiancee with it while he was drunk.

It isn't known whether the 49-year-old woman would file charges of assault. She suffered cuts and bruises.

The cat died during the attack.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_804217.html

I guess the FUR was really flying over in Germany.


I heard of a woman getting her claws into a guy but this is a twist.

The victim's statement to police was " I tawt I taw a puddytat! "

Was it a Ted Nugent song: " Cat Scratch Fever " ?

Somebody already said 'Pussywhipped'.

It takes one to know one.

A new reality site: " Pet Spanking Bus "

The two people involved were identified as one Selina Kyle and one Bruce Wayne both of Gotham City. Witnesses at the scene report hearing the American millionaire playboy Wayne as screaming, " My secret identity? What about YOUR secret identity? "

Police report that the victim wasn't totally unarmed. A search revealed she was packing two pet chiuahuas in her ankle holsters.

Later developements revealed the man who assaulted the woman with the cat was actually a john who was deaf and the woman a hooker who kept asking him " What the hell do you want? Speak up for pete's sake! "
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