In corner 1 we have Donald the Tangerine Paper Tiger Man
In corner 2 we have Hillary the She-Beast
Fighters, shake hands and come out fighting
Round 1:
The she beast is wearing a strap-on dildo and she pegs the Paper Tiger Man
The tiger man has severe rectal bleeding -- wow he was a tight ass.
The fight is a TKO in the first round -- they carry off the Paper Tiger on a stretcher, belly down, bleeding from the ass.
Clinton is the winner in one round -- stay tuned for the next fight (err I mean debate).
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