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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine
YOur dick is so small an ant would have missed it. 
I made my first trip to Rio, Sao Paulo and Santos when your coward daddy was running towards Hungarian and then Austrian border with his pants around his ankles. |
rio is probably the most beautiful city in the world...I can understand that a thin skin gringo may encounter small penis problems, but 3rd world boi swings past the knees and has a completely different experience...I had grappling matches with the locals on flattened out cardboard boxes instead of tatamis and went everywhere I wanted no problem..."happiness" for me comes much easier than it does for you and is not limited to expensive places with semi-attractive women and yuppie douschebag convo's...I begin where you end
