Here's some of my porn crushes through my lifetime. The rating next to each one is the estimated amount of load they've made me drop.
Traci Lords = 1 quart
Christy Canyon = half gallon
Nikki Tyler = half gallon
Serenity = one cup
Jayden James = one gallon
Anikka Albrite = one gallon
Jynx Maze = 55 gallon drum
Dani Daniels = dumpster
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